2 You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue when it happened.
3 All of your friends have an @ in their names.
4 You've already visited all the links at Yahoo and you're halfway through Excite.
5 You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
6 Your phone bill is delivered in a box.
7 You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
8 The last girl you picked up was only a jpeg.
9 You forget what year it is.
10 You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited."
Im such a Geek..........
