THE best joke ever, bar none: Got bread?

[Callero]

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender: "Got bread?"
The bartender: "No"
The duck: "Got bread?"
The bartender: "No"
The duck: "Got bread?"
The bartender: "No, we don't have any bread"
The duck: "Got bread?"
The bartender: "NO, we do not have any bread here"
The duck: "Got bread?"
The bartender: "NO! Are you deaf? We don't have any bread here! If you ask me about bread one more time, I will nail your beak to the bar disk, you irritating duck!"
The duck: "Got nails?"
The bartender: "No"



The duck: ".....Got bread?"

[NaTaS]

[PCguy]

[Restek]

[DwnSthGaBoyz]

thats a good one but ive heard it in to many ways, with a shotgun, with a knife. Good joke though