International Talk like a pirate day.....

[Junior_co]

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Now Get out tharrrr and walk the plank!!!!

Cap'n Jagged Johnson

[Junior_co]

A little bit of help for all you single Pirates out there..... (Lilpink, let me know if they work out for ya..... )

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

10. What are YOU doing here?
9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)
8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"
6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"
4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
2. RAMMING SPEED!

...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now!


Top Ten Pickup lines for Pirates

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.


Arrrr


Cap'n Jagged Johnson

[lilpinkflower]

Blimey I'm ...... *drum rolls* ......Swashbuckler Green Beard

Scary but true lol

I'm not sure those pirate lines would be a way out of singledom.... more like a way to a smack in the mouth lolzz

Who knows if I'm single anyway? I haven't told you about my 50+ harem of love slaves...... all with eye liner and lipstick *purrs*

lilpink x

[robbro]

arghhhhh ya booty shivers meh timbers lol

im a crappy pirate called Pirate, 2nd Class how lame

[th3_d0n]