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by **liljim** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:55 pm

You ladies are probably going to hate me for this but...

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."

How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told. I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are! sexy.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

by **Geekgirl** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 6:02 pm

liljim Im surprised at you......
.... but those are funny :mrgreen:

...us girlz will get you back, you just wait

by **liljim** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 6:05 pm

by **lilpinkflower** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 11:32 pm

It all just goes to show how much thought men actually put into women lol.... and keep them away from any place where they might actually outshine da men :wink:

hahahaha

There may only be 2 main women on Pctech... one posts crap ( that word needs checking by Liljim b4 public release

) ... and one posts amazing answers to people's problems... I will of course be teaching Geekgirl everything i know :lol:

*turns to Geekgirl*..... 'shhhhhhh!! We'll get him wen it goes dark...out da back.... bagsy me first punch!! '

hehehehe

lilpink x

*if u require translation on 'bagsy' PM me... if ya dare..... hehe :mrgreen:

by **liljim** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 5:12 am

by **Kestrel** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:42 am

sorry ladies.. but I have to admit I laughed like crazy at the Dog one..and the 'A Man once told me'...

I don't often find chauvinist jokes that funny.. but those were amusing

and liljim.. I fink you're in BEEEEEEEG trouble mate...

by **liljim** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 10:21 am

Ah well...i dont think they will be too rough on me..

right girls?

by **Kestrel** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 10:41 am

Jim... what planet have you been living on recently?? this is Lilpink and GG we're talkin about here.. the only reason they haven't posted in here again is cos they're busy workin out the best way to torture ya

by **liljim** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 10:59 am

what are you trying to say Kestrel? That there mean old nasty women who love to hate?They both live to make life misurable to others?Come on man,were talking about 2 beautiful,sweet,caring,loving women who are nothing like you describe :mrgreen:

(hehe...trying to lay the focus elseware..sorry dude :wink:

)

by **Kestrel** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:13 am

by **liljim** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:40 am

by **Kestrel** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:35 pm

by **liljim** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 5:02 pm

lol..got to give me credit for trying!!

by **Kestrel** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 6:20 pm

by **lilpinkflower** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 7:24 pm

..... and women NEVER FORGET :evil:

*evil cackles*

hehe

lilpink x

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