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1 Your bookmarks takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.

2 You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue when it happened.

3 All of your friends have an @ in their names.

4 You've already visited all the links at Yahoo and you're halfway through Excite.

5 You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.

6 Your phone bill is delivered in a box.

7 You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

8 The last girl you picked up was only a jpeg.

9 You forget what year it is.

10 You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited."


Im such a Geek..........

lilpink's crimes lolz


* wud ratha watch my comp defrag than do the pots/iron/ look after daughter lolz

* call my comp Nobby !!!

*shun real friends for my 'kingdom' online lol

*av comp survival kit located on n around my comp.... multipacks of crisps, a bottle of red stuff ,cigs, overflowin ashtray, vaseline n tissues (no rude comments plzzzzz...one for me lips n one for me nose.... am i diggin me hole deeper?? lmao)

* set my comp clok 5 mins fast so i'm not actually too late for real life stuff lol

*av sprawlin file system.... shuv it on Nobby ANYWHERE lolz n av a blitz every now n agen sortin it all out n vow i'll never let it get in that state agen lol

*fall asleep on me desk.... not a gud idea...it leaves a nasty dint in ya forehed lolz

*actually fink that the sound of me comp defraggin is not unlike wut babies hear in the womb n thats why i like it soo much lol

* kno Nobby's every sound n respond accordingly.... can sens a norton live update a min b4 it tells me its happenin lol

*talk to me comp....'oh yeh...go on...do it...lol.... ya b*****d lolz'
(blu screen cometh lol)

* n basically choose a sesh on Nobby above all els.....eatin....wuts dat ??? hehe

i kno i'm bad lolz

lilpink x