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Joke...funny too

Postby PCguy » Tue Oct 19, 2004 4:34 pm

Lazygun should have posted this, but I will forgive him.

A woman sitting at a restaurant in McKinney, Texas suddenly
began to cough while eating a giant country-fried steak.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,
and two cowboys at the next table turned to look at her.
"Kin yaw swaller? asked one of the cowboys.
The woman signalled 'No', desperately shaking her head.
"Kin yaw breathe?" asked the other.

The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shook her head "No."
With that, the first cowboy walked over to her, lifted up the back of
her skirt, yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue up
and down the woman's butt crack.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the
obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breath again.
The cowboy slowly walked back over to his table and proudly took
another drink of his Lone Star beer.

His partner said in admiration, "Yaw know, I'd heard of that
there Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but I ain't never seen nobody do it."
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Postby lilpinkflower » Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:30 pm

ermmmm I'm just glad I wasn't the one to post this joke !! It would have ended up in the mod's bin lol

but :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

very funny lol

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Postby lazygun » Fri Oct 22, 2004 9:46 pm

Damn right I should have posted that... :D
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